Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Canada

If you think there's a lot more to British Columbia than maple syrup, poutine, and bears, you're wrong. B.C has heaps of mountains, lakes, rivers and more boring stuff. You know, the stuff that no outdoor enthusiast can appreciate. Things like camping, hiking for hours, and constantly praying you see a bear on the trail. Let's face it, no one ever dreams of doing such things. Well, I spent seven weeks in Canada so you wouldn't have to. 

Literally not impressed, I mean...

Cheakamus River

Cheakamus River

Looks dangerous, 

Nairn Falls

Nairn Falls

Seriously, Whistler? 

Harmony Lake

Harmony Lake

Please, enough with the lakes

One Mile Lake 

One Mile Lake 

 An Island, in Canada? Who cares

Galiano Island 

Galiano Island 

There's absolutely no spectacular scenery

Galiano Island

Galiano Island

You can't even find good hiking

Whistler Mountain

Whistler Mountain

...Because, who wants to watch the sunset at the beach

Jericho Beach

Jericho Beach

Simple, Vancouver doesn't know how to ice cream

Rain or Shine Ice Cream

Rain or Shine Ice Cream

Floating homes?

Fisherman's Wharf, Victoria 

Fisherman's Wharf, Victoria 

you go Canada,